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Here's a candle that appears to be made from cornflakes or a perhaps a lifetime collection of scabs, saved by the artist:
There's nothing more adorable than anthropomorphic poo that loves you:
Need a gift idea for the President of your company? How about this piggy bank? It will be laugh riot as the boss opens your gift during the annual Christmas party. It will be nothing but chuckles after your ass is summarily dismissed and escorted from the property! It'll be hilarious!
These wine goblets are the mullet haircut of stemware: "party on the top; business on the bottom".
Why not accessorize your table with these adorable outhouse salt and pepper shakers? Because nothing says "classy" like tiny shithouses that also season your food.
Up next-- potato chips that I saw at our local grocery store. As one of my friends put it, "Just because they can, doesn't mean they should":
It's always a surprise to see erotic plastic fruit in the home-goods section of a store:
Up next, is something I found COMPLETELY by accident when searching for something online:
Last item for today-- a toilet seat cover that looks like a bear. The comment from one of my friends is perfect: