So today is Halloween and I texted some friends about my costume:
Unrelated-- this email that I received this morning from Amazon was odd and amusing:
As I've recently learned, today is not only Halloween, it is also Funny Blog Friday. Today is supposed to be a day for writers of humor blogs to get the word out about other funny blogs. I was thrilled to have a guest post today on the blog, whitegirlsbelike.wordpress.com There are several funny posts on there besides mine; check it out if you want to laugh. Or don't click on it if you want to be a unfunny, boring person. Your choice. By the way, the writer of the blog, Alanna, is a new friend I met through Twitter. I knew she was a kindred spirit when she described her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend as "the poop version of me". I'm going to steal that phrase and make it my own. So today is Halloween and I texted some friends about my costume: I didn't wear a costume but I did wear this fashionable chapeu to show my Halloween spirit: There's a sparkly spider on the front, in case it's hard to tell. Also, the hat pushed on my hair and gave me 70's Farrah Fawcett hair wings. My hair doesn't really look like that. It actually looks worse in the summertime when the humidity is high. I describe it as "meth hair", as it looks like I spent the entire day making meth. I'm assuming meth workers have unattractive hair. I could be wrong since I don't actually know anyone who uses or manufactures meth. This paragraph has taken a strange turn... Anyway, my son asked me last night, "What did I go as on my first Halloween?" I told him, "A crying bee." See photo below: He didn't cry the whole time. Just whenever I tried to take a photo. Unrelated-- this email that I received this morning from Amazon was odd and amusing: So they wanted to me to review Kotex pads. Uh, no. I would only post a review unless it was a joke review. Like, "We have a toilet that has a leak between the water line and the toilet bowl. Once a day I wrap a fresh pad around the line and it keeps my floor dry AND saves on an expensive plumber's visit. On the downside, when we have guests we do sometimes get odd comments because it looks like a giant marshmallow is stuck to the toilet, but other than that it works great! Thanks Kotex!" Lastly, I wanted to share this humorous exchange on Twitter. I keep meeting all sorts of funny and interesting new people thanks to the Bloggess, Jenny Lawson. I got another retweet from her yesterday which generated a lot of comments. Jenny tweeted that yesterday was a new holiday and we could go home and eat anything in our refrigerators: I don't know what was funnier-- the fact that someone had a pet mole or the fact that they kept a barrel of dirt for it to live in. By the way, Felicia was a complete stranger to me. After we tweeted back and forth, we're now following each other. Before the advent of Twitter, than last sentence would have sounded insane. Thanks to Twitter I'm making new friends with people who share my same sense of humor. Hooray for technology for keeping me from becoming a friendless, recluse shut-in!
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Gina
11/2/2014 11:25:05 am
Ain't it the truth though? (Kindred spirits)
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