I saw the following items at a T.J. Maxx store on Saturday:
I don't really have a lead-in for today's post. Let's just commence with my weekend recap, shall we? I saw the following items at a T.J. Maxx store on Saturday: This would make a great gag gift though. You know the Secret Santa gift exchange that some places have? Usually there's like a $5 limit or so. This deodorant was $4.99. It would have been the perfect Secret Santa gift! Assuming you drew a male name of course. Also, this might not be the best choice for the Secret Santa gift exchange at your church or kid's school. Though who's to say? I sent this next text on Sunday: If I'm honest, I sometimes get kind of offended when my son makes comments about how old I am. He thinks my husband is practically at death's door since he's 11 years older than me. Last year my son asked me if automobiles were in existence when I was a child. He wasn't trying to be a dick; he legitimately wanted to know. Today I ran a couple of errands at lunch and I saw these metal spiked shoes (that's real metal, people-- not plastic): A friend wrote back that the spiky sandals would keep her dog from always sitting on her feet (I accidentally deleted that text-- oops). What's funny is that the pink-zebra stripe shoes are making their SECOND appearance on my website. I saw these same shoes on clearance last fall and included a photo in a post. At this point, someone at Nordstrom just needs to give up and donate these shoes to charity (or put them in a dumpster). I mean, they look like hooker shoes but I think even hookers wouldn't want to wear these. The heel is WAY too high. I can't even imagine how painful your legs and back would ache after standing on a street corner for hours. Lastly is an item I thought about getting for my son, just because I thought it was funny: I had second thoughts though. Doesn't Lincoln seem kind of douchey in this image? I mean, if he was wearing a baseball cap on backwards and using Axe deodorant (or Penthouse deodorant) then for SURE you'd know he was douchey. The shirt was only $7.50 which is about what'd you'd pay for a poor quality t-shirt at Walmart. The fact that no one had purchased it meant that probably others didn't want their kids wearing an image of Bro Lincoln. It's still kind of funny though...
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Gina
4/21/2015 02:38:54 am
You could always call around to your local TJ Maxx stores and see if they have any in stock. Wait and give it to him at a big family gathering, like his birthday, and see if it embarrasses him to death. Either that or he'll be like, "Awesome!". Either way it's a win for you. :)
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