The Tuesday Morning store near my work is usually my "go to" place to browse for nonsense bullshit. Also TJ Maxx. I'm going to add Sam's Club to that list as well. Shopping is generally just another boring chore that has to get done. Finding absurdity while shopping makes it a little more tolerable.
I went to Sam's Club yesterday on my lunch hour. I sent a ridiculous number of texts while I was there. I couldn't help it. I kept seeing funny things everywhere. Funny things that I felt compelled to share with the world (OK, my friends and family). Though in a manner of speaking, they ARE my world. I kept laughing as people replied to me with their own funny comments. I was afraid security would find my incessant photo taking and laughing to be a nuisance.Thankfully no one asked me to leave. Below are the texts that I sent during my visit: I had to sit down on a nearby bench and laugh after getting that last text. I'm no expert in geriatric sexual attraction, but I'm thinking that my fertility wouldn't have been an issue with this guy. I think my willingness to "get busy" would have been all that was required. That willingness was non-existent, in case you had any doubts. If you had to guess, do you think I looked up, "chickens eating fondue"? Yes. Yes I did. I found nothing. The Internet failed me for once.
The Tuesday Morning store near my work is usually my "go to" place to browse for nonsense bullshit. Also TJ Maxx. I'm going to add Sam's Club to that list as well. Shopping is generally just another boring chore that has to get done. Finding absurdity while shopping makes it a little more tolerable.
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The husband and I tried a Costco membership for a year but it just wasn't worth it. I'd only be able to go on the weekends and guess what would get PACKED on the weekends? I couldn't stand it. Only 300 bucks for a chicken coop?!? That's awesome. (Actually, I have no idea if that's awesome or not)
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Gina
4/22/2015 12:06:43 pm
If my company didn't pay for my membership, I don't think I would pay the money myself. We are a family of three. Most items for sale are too large for our family to eat. We just can't eat a trashcan sized jar of mayo before it goes bad. Regarding chicken chalet prices, I too am unsure if that's a good price or not.
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Stef
4/28/2015 12:57:03 pm
So I totally heard 'how you doin'? in the voice of Joey from friends.
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Gina
4/28/2015 01:09:29 pm
Oh my gos, that's totally how it sounded! It wasn't a friendly, old person kind of "How are you doing today?". It was definitely a Joey kind of voice. Which was kind of icky since that guy was easily old enough to be my father; maybe even grandfather.
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