Hey guys-- who wants to hear about my weekend? If you're continuing to read this, I take that as a "yes". Let me begin by telling you about my awesome trip to the grocery store on Friday.
My son will have soccer practice on Monday nights for the next few months. Which made me realize a little while ago that I won't have time to write a post tomorrow. Which made me pull together this post in record time. If it feels slapped together, you're right-- it totally is. As usual, I'm just sharing random things that made me laugh. Hey guys-- who wants to hear about my weekend? If you're continuing to read this, I take that as a "yes". Let me begin by telling you about my awesome trip to the grocery store on Friday. The guilty party, a woman, saw me taking a photo of her car. I didn't even try to hide what I was doing. I was like, "Fuck it, if you are going to be such a bad parker, you deserve to be photographed." I would add to that statement that wealthy, overprivileged white women are also amongst the meanest people you'll ever meet. That was my experience anyway. This next thing from Friday made me literally do a spit-take when I read it. I'm not exaggerating. I had a mouth full of water which I sprayed all over my laptop. It was a suggestion from Twitter on who they think I should follow; It was the name combined with the photo that pushed me into hysteria. I'm sure it's a joke account and probably a fake name. Although I have to say if "McTurd" is a real last name, there's nothing you can add to it to make it sound better. Might as well go with "Dirt". These next texts are from today: This is not the first time I've done this. Hence my opinion on the Mother-of-the-Year nomination. This is tagged as another example of "kids being dicks". Lastly is a text from a friend that literally made me laugh out loud. She has a four-year-old. I saved the best text for last:
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Gina
3/22/2015 04:00:27 pm
Ha! I try to be but I know I fail miserably. Just like everyone else, I do the best I can. Sometimes it's enough, sometimes not. If nothing else we get funny stories out of our "fail" moments. Of which I have plenty.
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3/23/2015 02:15:09 am
An award for Mother of the Year greatly undervalues you. More like Mother of the Motherfucking Decade. And that's solely because of the dinosaur. Going through the vacuum bag qualifies you for a Nobel prize in Motherhood.
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Gina
3/23/2015 02:30:52 am
Thanks for the kind words on Mother of the Year. I'll be saving these for future reference when my kid yells something like, "You're the worst Mom ever!" and I'll show him these comments and be like, "Oh yeah, random people on the internet think differently!". Ha.
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