After I left the store the following incident occurred
My son likes a lot of the Playmobil toys because they're so realistic. I just happened to notice this set for sale. The “Housekeeping Service” set. Because what kid doesn’t want to pretend that they’re a maid in a hotel? This is part of the “Summer Fun” series. Yes, because plunging clogged toilets is nothing BUT fun. There’s an actual little plunger below if you’ll notice. And a tiny mouse that I guess needs to be killed. What kind of shitty hotel is this anyway? Might as well include “bug bed” spray while they’re at it. And a tiny ash tray filled with overflowing cigarette butts. I want to tell kids who actually want this, "There is there is NOTHING fun about laundry, ironing or pest control. Seriously. That’s called real life kids! Pretend to be an astronaut while you can. Reality will come soon enough…"
I got a lot of funny replies but this was my favorite: