Somewhere I heard that strip clubs will put out buffet trays of meatballs. Maybe I just think this because a bar where my wife and I used to play darts (not a titty bar, because a dart might poke an implant and everyone would be slipping all over the silicone) would sometimes put out trays of meatballs in barbecue sauce. And that would be the perfect thing to eat while watching strippers. "Yes, I like meaty, salty balls in my mouth, but that ain't weird because I'm watching naked women dance."
*scratching my balls feels good
*why does scratching balls feel good
*why does scratching your balls feel good
For the last one I guess it feels good to scratch OTHER mens’ balls? I had no idea. It's still better than all the ass-related searches I had for months and months.