While on the topic of the female anatomy, here's a text I sent out this morning:
Lydia:
Did I get your attention with the title? Good. Oh, and the use of the term "vagina" should clue you in that this is a "Not Safe For Work" post. There are no actual images of lady parts on display but some of the language might be a tad bit raunchy. You've been warned. So last week this showed up in my Twitter feed: So of course I immediately had this to say: My friend Lydia had this to say: And my friend Shawna (of the website No Trade Jack) had this response: To which I responded: If you're wondering, "Well Gina, who DOES have the world's most beautiful vagina?", I don't know. Each time I clicked on the link it took me to the Apple app store for some game. So I think it was probably not a legit article. By the way, I want to mention that I think I deserve some credit for reducing a part of the female body (a part that is much beloved and praised and revered) to it's most basic description by calling it a "skin tube". Quick-- somebody give me a literary award of some kind. While on the topic of the female anatomy, here's a text I sent out this morning: And as always, I have a pathological need to share shit like this so I can get funny responses. Once again Lydia and Shawna both made me laugh out loud: Lydia: Shawna: First off-- totally valid point by Lydia. And to Shawna's question-- the answers are "I don't know". To all three questions. I hope the real answer is "no". And because "lady parts" are the theme of the day, here's something that I did yesterday: I was in fact wearing underwear, in case you were wondering. I always do. Otherwise my texts would have read, "OH MY GOD I JUST SHOWED MY GENITALS TO A NEIGHBOR!!! I THINK I MAY DIE FROM ACTUAL EMBARRASSMENT". Let this be a learning moment for all my readers. Always wear undergarments! Unless you're some kind of sick perv who likes showing off your junk to strangers. Then by all means carry on.
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Yesterday afternoon I changed out of my wet bathing suit in the car in a water park parking lot. It was only after that I thought of the cameras I bet that are recording the goings on of the lot. Ah well, I'm sure they get an eyefull of all kinds of things. That's what I have to tell myself at least. :-)
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Gina
8/19/2015 01:12:32 pm
Oh man Karen! What if those guys monitoring the video cameras upload those video feeds to porn sites? I guess you'll just have to wait until someone starts an awkward conversation with you, "Um, I think I just saw your bare boobs. Online. You were in a parking lot. What the hell Karen?" But then you'll know that your friend/neighbor/insurance agent looks at porn online.
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I *have* actually shown my genitals to a neighbor. it was super embarrassing. Stupid men's pajama pants with the open fly thingy!! I'm still curious as to why someone wants to poke around inside of someone else's lady bits with a bare toothbrush. *shrug* I guess we'll never know...
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Gina
8/19/2015 01:14:18 pm
Ugh, the thought of a shaved off toothbrush touching such delicate tissue gives me the shivers. And not the good kind. It almost makes me feel nauseous. Gross. Just gross. Yes, I guess we'll never know...
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TwerlaP
8/19/2015 10:58:19 pm
Darn it. I knew those pictures would go public again.
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Gina
8/20/2015 03:25:47 am
Haaaaa... dammit Twerla, didn't your mother ever tell you to never let your vagina be photographed? Well I hope you've learned your lesson.
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8/20/2015 03:24:06 am
You deserve a special literary award, but all those who contributed to this deserve one as well--with a special recognition to Shawna for the use of "cooter". There's nothing like taking a minor character from The Dukes of Hazard and turning him into a euphemism.
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Gina
8/20/2015 03:29:11 am
I'm so lucky to know so many funny people (yourself included!). Thank God for this blog. It makes my life so much better. Seriously. I'm not even kidding about that. And I get to share the funny nonsense that people share with me with even more people. It's a win/win for everyone.
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